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Sex up the back stairs
by Maris Lemieux

She's the historical woman people most love to tell dirty jokes about. Catherine the Great. We've heard she had an insatiable -- gobble, gobble -- appetite for sex. We've even heard she was into animals -- huge, hefty long-dong animals of the equine sort, and it has made for some nice puns on "a good ride." We've probably also heard that she died legs astraddle, crushed by a horse. The most graphic version has a hoist in it. As in, the hoist was designed to lower the horse onto her awaiting loins and it broke. Smoosh. Ah, well, so much for the fantasies of Victorian preac

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Oh wow. This just gets better.

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Catherine had a suite of rooms decorated with erotic furniture
and carvings. One room featured a table, the legs of the
table were four enormous ejaculating penises, the penises'
testicles were shaped as breasts. Honestly, this thing
has to be seem to be believed.


The furniture is lost, but photos still exist.

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sound great, acn we have more

gg50563 67 M
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Great story, can we have more. good.