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Sex up the back stairs
by Maris Lemieux
She's the historical woman people most love to tell dirty jokes about. Catherine the Great. We've heard she had an insatiable -- gobble, gobble -- appetite for sex. We've even heard she was into animals -- huge, hefty long-dong animals of the equine sort, and it has made for some nice puns on "a good ride." We've probably also heard that she died legs astraddle, crushed by a horse. The most graphic version has a hoist in it. As in, the hoist was designed to lower the horse onto her awaiting loins and it broke. Smoosh.
Ah, well, so much for the fantasies of Victorian preac
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